“Taking a trick from the narcotics trade – which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities – Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.–CBS News”
That sounds like wonderful training program. I mean, you don’t just show up with your mule, point him in the direction of the target and say “oh by the way, shove this up your anus.” I imagine you have to get comfortable walking around with a pound of semtex shoved up there… not to mention the beeper and other wiring. There has to be some sort of logistical training going on…
How do you recruit for this anyway?
‘Akmed, thank you for coming. We are not allowed to view the private parts of women… or even the public parts to be sure… but I want you to show you my anus, and then I want to teach you to put things in it, large things… uncomfortable things. And then I want to teach you to pack your own anus, with my help of course. And I’m going to video tape this and show your packed anus to the world. Yes Akmed, your anus will save all of Islam. I will pack your anus Akmed. Pack it tight. Yes Akmed, we will pack the anus of a thousand young men Akmed… well not you, but you in spirit, technically it will be I who packs the anus’s. And you will lead the way for other young wispy men. Strong, sinewy, baby faced men will flock to me Akmed, all because of you. You will show the way. Allah be praised, I have waited for this day Akmed. The day when I could pack the anus’s of men, um, with explosives of course, but to pack them deep, Akmed. Deep. I almost tear up with the possibilities, oh the glory, Akmed, the sheer glory of it all. Now, bend over we will practice with this dildo.”
On the explosive side of things how do you get around the ‘tamping’ effect that goes along with the explosive being surrounded by what is in effect a 200 pound bag of water? To channel the blast you would normally pack the explosive against the target and put water (or some other material) on the outside. This focuses the blast. …but, now these new ‘Ass Blowers’ would have essentially muffled the blast with their own innards. Now the article says that the doofus who has pulled off this first blast packed one pound of HE in his is Allah hole and failed to kill his target. This of course means that to over come this muffle effect they’ll have to pack in more then one pound… which brings up another question; just how many pounds could they concevibly shove up there? …and should give pause to other would be Ass Blowers… just how much can they shove up there and how comfortable can you act while trying to sweat it out past security? Really, would they have to practice? I’m just saying to you potential ass blowers, think about it, you’re getting man raped by your best friends, more then once most likly. Don’t they stone women because of that?
Well, in any case, do you know how to stop this? You shame the shit out them (pun intended). Maybe add pork products to all explosives.
~SK
